1 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:04,303 {\an8}- We sure do miss you, honey. 2 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:06,038 {\an8}How much longer you gonna have to stay? 3 00:00:06,039 --> 00:00:07,706 {\an8}- Oh, just a few more weeks. 4 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:11,176 {\an8}Dad tried his new crutches today and got along beautifully. 5 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:12,211 {\an8}How's grandma? 6 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:13,612 - Oh, she's just fine. 7 00:00:13,613 --> 00:00:15,948 I'm driving her up to Rockdale and back tonight. 8 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,449 She has to get some more clothes. 9 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:18,984 - Well, did you get a sitter? - Yes. 10 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:22,421 Miss Cathcart's gonna stay with, uh, Dennis while we're gone. 11 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:24,790 Oh, I think he wants to talk to you. 12 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:26,625 - Hi mom! 13 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:27,259 - Hello darling. 14 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:28,961 How's my big boy? 15 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:29,862 - Well. 16 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,997 But we sure miss you. 17 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:32,765 - Oh. 18 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:34,299 I miss you too. 19 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,769 How's grandma and Mr. and Mrs. Wilson? 20 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:37,670 - They're fine. 21 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,471 And you know what mom? 22 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:44,643 Mr. Wilson is the nicest man in the whole wide, wide world! 23 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:45,277 - He is. 24 00:00:45,278 --> 00:00:47,346 - Boy, is he great. 25 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:50,749 He's all the time wanting to do things for ya. 26 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:51,717 - Well, that's nice. 27 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,118 What does he want to do now? 28 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,921 - He just told me he was gonna fix my wagon, 29 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,358 and it isn't even broken yet! 30 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,232 [theme song] 31 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:30,356 - Now stop gulping your breakfast, boys. 32 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:34,293 I believe in being on time, but not at the risk of indigestion. 33 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:35,461 - Yes. 34 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,162 What are those strings on your fingers for? 35 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:39,431 - Well, this one is to remind me not 36 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,868 to forget that I got a string on the other finger 37 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:44,703 to remind me of something. 38 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,705 - What? 39 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,375 - I think I forgot. 40 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,576 - Where's your jacket, dear? 41 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,112 - Do I have to wear a jacket, grandma? 42 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,480 - Yes, you do. 43 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,181 I'll get it, and I'll bring you a sweater, Henry. 44 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,850 - Oh, I'm all right, mother. - Now, son. 45 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:58,984 Warmth helps digestion. 46 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:01,120 - But mom! 47 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,655 - You sound just like me! 48 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,491 - I do at that. - Hey! 49 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,226 I just remembered. 50 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:10,529 This one is to remind me to ask you for permission. 51 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:11,563 - For what? 52 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:13,165 - To bring something home from school. 53 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:15,267 You see, it gets cold on the weekends 54 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:17,803 when they turn the heat off, and the kids 55 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,405 get to bring things home. 56 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:20,239 - Like what? 57 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,875 - There's Bob, the big long rat! 58 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,276 - Well, I don't think so. 59 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:26,478 - And there's a bunch of little white mice! 60 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,880 - No, mice, Dennis. 61 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:28,914 - OK! 62 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,883 Maybe I could get the parakeet. 63 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,551 And there's a hamster, and there's 64 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:34,988 a little teeny duck and a garter snake! 65 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,523 - Are you going to a school or a zoo? 66 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:40,526 - Can I have permission to bring something home? 67 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:41,660 - Look, Dennis. 68 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:42,928 Your mother's away and your grandmother's 69 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,129 having a rough enough time trying 70 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,731 to take care of both of us. 71 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,467 Besides, you've never learned to take care of anything properly. 72 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:51,603 - I'll take care of what I bring, honest! 73 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:52,671 Hey! 74 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,373 There's even an incubator with eggs! 75 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:57,276 - You just don't live up to your obligations with pets, Dennis. 76 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,712 It took your mother and me four days to find that turtle. 77 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:02,348 - If I could bring something home, you'd see. 78 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,250 It's just for the weekend. 79 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:07,186 - Well, OK. All right. 80 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,754 You get one more chance. 81 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:11,490 But if you don't really take care of whatever you bring 82 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,560 home, if anything happens to it, it'll 83 00:03:14,561 --> 00:03:16,895 be a long time before you get another pet. 84 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:17,830 Now, is that a deal? 85 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,198 - Promise! 86 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,632 - Now, bundle up, boys. 87 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:24,670 - You're the best dad in the whole world and a half! 88 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:25,637 - Well, thank you. 89 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:26,438 - Bye grandma! 90 00:03:26,439 --> 00:03:27,072 Bye dad! 91 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:27,706 - Bye-bye, dear. 92 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:28,640 - Bye, son. 93 00:03:28,641 --> 00:03:29,341 - Oh, now be careful. 94 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,676 You'll muss your hair. 95 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,078 - Yes, mother. 96 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,646 - Now, you'll have to straighten your tie. 97 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:36,281 - Yes, mother. 98 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:39,084 - What time shall I tell Miss Cathcart to get here? 99 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,552 - Oh, about 5 o'clock. 100 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,087 You and I can have dinner on the way. 101 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:46,759 [doorbell] 102 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,926 - Oh, good morning, Mr. Wilson. 103 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:49,495 - Oh, hello Mitchell. 104 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,262 Mrs. Mitchell. 105 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:52,297 - Good morning, Mr. Wilson. 106 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,400 - I, uh, just wanted to remind you about the neighborhood 107 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,101 association meeting at my house tonight. 108 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:57,102 - Tonight? - Um-hmm. 109 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,337 8:30. 110 00:03:58,338 --> 00:03:59,672 - Golly, Mr. Wilson, I forgot all about it. 111 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,907 I'm driving mother up to Rockdale and back. 112 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,542 - Well, maybe you can get back in time 113 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:05,477 to attend some of the meeting at least. 114 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,479 We need a few level heads like yours. 115 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,514 - Oh? 116 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,549 - Oh, the firebrands are out in force. 117 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,618 Why they've even summoned Sergeant Mooney 118 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:13,552 to attend the meeting. 119 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:14,720 - What for? 120 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:16,422 - Oh, some of the members are up in arms because 121 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,058 of the lack of enforcement of some of the zoning laws 122 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,426 and so on. 123 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,927 - Maybe if you're still going when I get back, 124 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:22,761 I'll drop over. 125 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,229 - Oh, you do that. 126 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,831 - I'd better to get off to the office, mother. 127 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,232 - All right, dear. 128 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:30,169 {\an8}- Oh, by the way, Mitchell, how's your chess coming? 129 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,071 {\an8}- Just fair, Mr. Wilson. 130 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,305 Say, how's the game you're having 131 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,773 with that expert in the East? 132 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:35,808 - Oh! 133 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,109 I have him completely stumped. 134 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,978 I mailed him my move a month ago and haven't 135 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,112 heard from him since. 136 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,847 He doesn't answer me by tomorrow, 137 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,818 he'll lose by default! - Good. 138 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,723 - Let's see if anything hatched on the way home! 139 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,357 - Yeah! 140 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:54,660 - Nope. 141 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:56,628 None of them hatched. 142 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,998 - They need teeth to hatch! 143 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,600 We've got to plug in the electricity. 144 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:03,937 - What's electricity got to do with it? 145 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:08,273 - An incubator is electrical, and it kind of sits on eggs 146 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:10,175 until they turn into chicks. 147 00:05:10,176 --> 00:05:11,477 It's the same as a hen. 148 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:13,746 - If I was an egg, I'd rather be sat 149 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,814 on by a hen than electrified. 150 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:20,552 - Where you gonna find a hen big enough to sit on 30 eggs? 151 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:22,221 - Yeah! - Come on. 152 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:25,891 These eggs are getting cold. 153 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,494 - 30 eggs. 154 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,828 Boy! 155 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,364 - Now I'll plug it in. 156 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,870 There we are! 157 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:41,540 You keep your eye on them, Tommy, till I find something. 158 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:44,677 - You can get awful tired looking at just eggs. 159 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,378 When are they gonna be chicks? 160 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:49,281 - When they get heated enough from that electrical light. 161 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:51,717 Here's one of the things I was looking for. 162 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:52,951 - What do you want with that? 163 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:54,386 - To mark the eggs. 164 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,755 I'm going put a blue mark on one side, 165 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,223 and a red one on the other. 166 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:01,026 That is, if I can find a red crayon. 167 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,028 - What are you coloring them for? 168 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,030 - I'm gonna put different marks on them 169 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,733 so I won't get mixed up when I turn them. 170 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,535 - Turn em? - Sure! 171 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,705 Incubating eggs have to be turned several times a day. 172 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,942 And these have to be turned again at 4 o'clock. 173 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:16,875 Hey! 174 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,043 Be careful with that! 175 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,345 - What is it? 176 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:22,314 - A hinge from a pirate ship! 177 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,549 - Honest! 178 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,551 - Well, it's from a ship. 179 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:26,919 - Really? 180 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,122 - Well, I found it on the beach, so what else could it be? 181 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,858 - I'll give you my dried up rattle snake skin for it! 182 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:35,561 - I'll look at the skin and decide. 183 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,128 Hey! 184 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,429 The light's out! 185 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,298 - Yeah, and the eggs are getting cold fast! 186 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,735 - We gotta get another bulb right away! 187 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:48,307 - Here's one, Dennis! 188 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,743 - That's not the kind, Tommy. 189 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,411 - What kind do we need? 190 00:06:52,412 --> 00:07:01,487 - What we gotta have is a-- 1-2-0 V, 1-0-0 W Usa bulb. 191 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,522 - Usa? 192 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:06,425 - U-S-A. 193 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,493 - Gosh. 194 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,561 Where are we gonna find one of those? 195 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,731 - You keep your eye on the eggs and I'll go look. 196 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:38,657 - Is that you, Dennis? 197 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:39,658 - Yes, grandma! 198 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:47,633 GRANDMA (OFFSCREEN): I've 199 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:48,767 for you, Dennis. 200 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,602 I'll get it just as soon as I'm through here. 201 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,205 - Be right back, grandma! 202 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:01,013 - Look, Dennis. 203 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,549 - That's not strong enough, Tommy! 204 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:04,850 - Did you find one? 205 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:10,356 - Not a bulb in the house that's a 1-2-0 V, 1-0-0 W Usa. 206 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:13,158 - We could go and check my house! 207 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:15,494 - Mr. Wilson will have one, I bet! 208 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,263 He's always got just what you have to borrow! 209 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,031 Come on! 210 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,032 - But Dennis! 211 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,034 What about the eggs? 212 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,902 - We'll keep them warm in that blanket! 213 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,638 That'll be better than nothing! 214 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:36,249 Careful, Tommy! 215 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:45,891 - Here's your sandwich, dear. 216 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,494 - Be right back, grandma! 217 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:57,436 - Girls are a lot easier to take care of than boys. 218 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,906 What on earth is that child doing 219 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,409 with all these eggs in his room? 220 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:11,050 - Oh. 221 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:11,817 Then you'll be here tonight. 222 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:14,353 Fine. Goodbye. 223 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,021 - Hi, Mr. Wilson! 224 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,589 - Oh, Tommy. 225 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,891 Dennis, I'm busy. 226 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,125 - Me too, Mr. Wilson. 227 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,161 I'm busy getting light bulbs. 228 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:27,466 It's a 1-2-0 V, 1-0-0 W Usa. 229 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,434 - Usa? 230 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:29,401 - It's a matter of life and death! 231 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,436 - Oh, I'll bet. 232 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,104 - If I don't get a light bulb, I'll 233 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,373 never get to have another pet! 234 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:34,941 - Good! 235 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,042 - But Mr. Wilson! 236 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,711 - Oh, Dennis! 237 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,547 Well, if I let you have a bulb, will you go home? 238 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:42,715 - Yes, Mr. Wilson. 239 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:43,950 - Well, good. 240 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,250 Look around the room. 241 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,785 Maybe you'll find one in one of the lamps. 242 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:50,656 - Swell! 243 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:53,659 - Busy. Oh! 244 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:54,793 Not that one! 245 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:55,928 Get away from that table. 246 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,896 You might disturb my chess game. 247 00:09:57,897 --> 00:10:00,065 - My dad plays chest. 248 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,200 - It's chess. 249 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,035 And that table is set up like that 250 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,972 because I'm playing a game with somebody. 251 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:08,941 - You are! 252 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,011 You're playing with somebody, now? 253 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,346 - Right this very minute I'm playing with a man, 254 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,282 and I've got him in a very tough spot. 255 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,451 - You're playing with a man? 256 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,187 - Yes. 257 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,124 - Is he the invisible man, Mr. Wilson? 258 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,660 - Invi-- oh, fiddle fat. 259 00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,029 - Hey Dennis! 260 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:34,500 Here's a bulb, I bet ya! - Yeah! 261 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,934 That's the one! 262 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:39,038 I'll get it! 263 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:44,043 - Operator, would you check Adam 64813? 264 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:47,546 It's always busy. 265 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,881 - It's hot! 266 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,816 Dennis! 267 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,151 - Hey Mr. Wilson! 268 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,987 Catch! - Ow! 269 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,088 Ooo! 270 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,624 Dennis, Tommy, for Pete's sake! 271 00:10:58,625 --> 00:10:59,024 Ooo! 272 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,562 - Dennis! 273 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,102 - Hello, Mrs. Wilson! 274 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:13,072 Goodbye, Mrs. Wilson! 275 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,140 - Here's a ladder for you, dear. 276 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,309 - Oh, thank you, Martha. 277 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:20,412 Well, from my opponent in Bell Harbor. 278 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,580 Huh-oh! 279 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:24,750 He's probably given up and is conceding defeat. 280 00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,952 - You're too good at chess, dear. 281 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:27,853 - Oh, it couldn't be. 282 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,488 It just couldn't be! 283 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,222 - What is it? 284 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,724 - Martha, listen to this. 285 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,624 Dear Mr. Wilson. 286 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,792 Are you stumped? 287 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,095 I've waited for a month now. 288 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,463 It's your move! 289 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,630 - Oh, dear! 290 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,967 - Why, I thought all along it was his move! 291 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,636 Oh, for heaven's sake! 292 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,140 [gasp] He's absolutely right. 293 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,975 {\an8}Oh, Martha, what am I going to do? 294 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:53,779 {\an8}If he doesn't hear from me by tomorrow, I'll lose by default! 295 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:54,813 {\an8}- Could you send him a wire? 296 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:55,781 {\an8}- Oh, Martha. 297 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:56,949 {\an8}You just don't understand. 298 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,250 Why, a problem such as this requires 299 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,053 a week of concentration! 300 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,654 - My George can do it. 301 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,524 - Well, not unless I have absolute peace and quiet I 302 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,059 can't. 303 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,061 Why I should shut myself up in a dark room for an entire day 304 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,930 without a sound or a distracting thought. 305 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,699 - This'll do it! 306 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,503 Now, you put the bulb in, and I'll get the eggs. 307 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:20,305 The eggs! 308 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,907 - They're gone! - Grandma! 309 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:26,078 Grandma! 310 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,813 - Grandma, did you do anything with my eggs! 311 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,281 - You shouldn't play with food, dear. 312 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,316 There are too many hungry people in the world. 313 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,352 - Grandma, did you see my eggs? 314 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,853 - Yes. 315 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,622 I found them in your room and I put them in the refrigerator. 316 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,590 - In the refrigerator! 317 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,359 - Hurry, Dennis! 318 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,095 - We can't let them get cold! 319 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,330 - Oh, you can't? 320 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:46,765 - They're special eggs, grandma. 321 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,968 I got them from school, and I'm taking care of them 322 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:50,936 so they'll hatch! 323 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:51,837 - Oh, my! 324 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,473 Here, let me help you! 325 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,210 - They gotta be put back in the incubator! 326 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,113 - Just wait'll dad hears about this! 327 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,214 - Well, never you mind. 328 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,382 It's all my fault. 329 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,818 I'll explain to your father. 330 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:17,396 - And you're turned, little chick, and you're turned, 331 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,800 and you're turned, and you're turned. 332 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,437 - How you doing, son? 333 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:28,607 - I'm turning them, dad, like you're supposed to. 334 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,543 I sure hope they didn't get too cold in the ice box. 335 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,980 - Grandma said they were only in there for a few minutes. 336 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,514 They're OK. 337 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,350 - I sure don't want anything to happen to my obligation. 338 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,918 - Grandma told me all about. 339 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,587 You're doing a fine job, son. 340 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,322 I'm real proud of you. 341 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,123 [doorbell] 342 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,624 - That must be Miss Cathcart. 343 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,259 She's going to stay with you till we get back. 344 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,328 - I like Miss Cathcart. 345 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,698 I bet she'll be glad to see my eggs! 346 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:00,305 - One good turn deserves another. 347 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,675 Mother, bless her, used to say. 348 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,811 - Did your mom, bless her, have an incubator? 349 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,879 - No, dear. 350 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,415 Well, time for you to go beddy bye. 351 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,616 Lights out. 352 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,217 - Oh, don't turn the light out in the incubator. 353 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:14,687 They gotta have light on all the time. 354 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,754 They're my [thunder] 355 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,456 - obligation. - Oh, goodness. 356 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,658 Come along. 357 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,093 Sleep tight. 358 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,362 "To sleep, to sleep, perchance to dream." 359 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,531 Bet you don't know who said that. 360 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,099 - Your mom, bless her? 361 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,500 - No. Shakespeare. 362 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:32,805 He was a famous playwright, born in 1564. 363 00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,107 - Did you know him well? 364 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,178 - Goodnight, Dennis. 365 00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,819 - I'll hang it up for you, Mrs. Elkins. 366 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:47,587 Just take your seat. 367 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,625 [thunder] 368 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:57,363 - Yes, and you see it's, uh, it's my move, 369 00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,632 and so I have to wire my opponent tomorrow. 370 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,434 Oh, excuse me. 371 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,636 May I have your attention folks, please? 372 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,138 [thunder] 373 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,540 - I, first of all, want to thank you for coming out on the such 374 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,875 a dismal evening. 375 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:13,345 But since we have nowhere near the number for a quorum, 376 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,848 I am forced to call this meeting adjourned. 377 00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,750 So be it! 378 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,817 - Just a minute! 379 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:19,918 Quorum or no quorum. 380 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,420 I have something on my mind! 381 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,789 And since Sergeant Mooney of the police force is present, 382 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,457 I intend to put it on the agenda! 383 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,158 - And so do I! 384 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,459 - I should say so! 385 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,662 - But I thought, uh-- Well, I-- I-- 386 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:34,333 I thought with so few here and it being so bad a night out, 387 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,601 that you'd all-- [thunder] 388 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,935 - want to race right home! 389 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,837 - In all this rain? 390 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:39,705 I should say not. 391 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,539 We're not moving. 392 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,175 - Absolutely not! 393 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:47,579 - Well, in that case, the meeting is now open. 394 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,582 [thunder] 395 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,879 - Are you all right, Dennis? 396 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,114 I'm all right. 397 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,482 I'm just wondering if you're all right. 398 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,483 - Sure. 399 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,185 - And I used to be afraid of thunder 400 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,653 when I was a little girl, but I'm not afraid anymore! 401 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,822 - Once my grandpa said thunder was just clouds bumping, 402 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:33,726 and it made me laugh, so I'm never afraid of the noise. 403 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,594 Goodnight, Miss Cathcart. 404 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,863 [thunder] - Dennis! 405 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,231 Now don't be afraid! 406 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,167 Everything's going to be all right! 407 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,135 Think good thoughts. 408 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,703 Whistle something! 409 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,704 - The lights are out! 410 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,139 Miss Cathcart! 411 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,074 My eggs won't hatch if they don't have heat on them! 412 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,576 - Now, Dennis. Everything's going to be fine. 413 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,578 There's no need to be nervous about anything. 414 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,313 Just whistle! 415 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,449 Oh, I can't seem to pucker! 416 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,686 - Maybe Mr. Wilson's lights are on! 417 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,787 I'll go see! 418 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:02,654 - That's good thinking! 419 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,023 - Keep cool, Dennis! 420 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,226 Keep cool! 421 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:10,129 - Mr. Wilson's lights are on! 422 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:13,332 I'll call him and maybe he'll let us come over there. 423 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,767 There's something wrong with the phone! 424 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,702 It's got no [mouth sound]. 425 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,039 {\an8}It's broken! 426 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,306 {\an8}- You're right. 427 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,042 {\an8}It's dead! 428 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,410 {\an8}Now keep your spirits up, child. 429 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,278 {\an8}We can sing something if you like. 430 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,413 {\an8}Hmm-hmm. 431 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,847 [sing] Oh beautiful, for spacious skies, 432 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,350 for amber waves of grain. 433 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,818 For purp-- 434 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,920 - It stopped raining, so I'm going to get the incubator over 435 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,056 to Mr. Wilson's house fast! 436 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:37,890 - Oh, I'll say! 437 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,058 Oh boy! 438 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,161 [inaudible] and I'll be there! 439 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,102 - Mr. Wilson's dog, Fremont, chased my Tinkerbell up a tree 440 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,337 this very morning! 441 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,538 Now, there's a law that says that dogs 442 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,139 must be kept on a leash, and I insist 443 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,742 that Sergeant Mooney carry out that law! 444 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,777 - But Mrs. Elkins-- 445 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,679 - Well, it's a silly law. 446 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,281 - Well, I have a complaint. 447 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,918 Tinkerbell comes to my house and disturbs 448 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,252 the birds that come to take a bird bath! 449 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,923 Sergeant Mooney, I want that cat arrested! 450 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,890 - Now, ladies! 451 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:12,591 - Now see here. 452 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,826 I-- 453 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,160 - And there's another law that prohibits 454 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,730 the raising of barnyard fowls and other animals, 455 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:20,866 and Sergeant Mooney here doesn't even attempt to enforce it. 456 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,901 Mr. Wade here has a couple of pet roosters 457 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,037 that are the nuisance of the neighborhood. 458 00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,039 It's useless to try to sleep past sunrise. 459 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,574 - Now wait just a minute, Maurice! 460 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,843 - Now it's up to you, Sergeant. - I should say! 461 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,344 - You're right folks. 462 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,279 It's the letter of the law, but most folks around here 463 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,781 didn't want to have it enforced. 464 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:40,686 But from now on, anyone with any animal running around 465 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:45,290 without at leash, or possessing a barnyard animal or fowl 466 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,426 is going to get the book thrown at him! 467 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,161 [door buzzer] 468 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,362 - Oh. 469 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,064 Get the back door, will you, Martha, please? 470 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,266 - And I'll start right now by making out 471 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:58,437 a ticket against Mr. Wilson for letting his dog run around 472 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,304 without a leash. 473 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,640 The judge will fine you $5. 474 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:06,145 And Mr. Wade back here will be fined $10 for his two roosters. 475 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,580 That's $5 a chicken. 476 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,918 And Mrs. Elkins here will also get a $5 ticket 477 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,319 for letting her cat run around without a leash! 478 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,388 - That's outrageous! [arguing] 479 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,557 - Well, I never heard of anything so ridiculous-- 480 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:19,525 - It's adjourned! 481 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,494 All in favor! - Dennis! 482 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,862 Come on in. 483 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,431 Hello, Miss Cathcart. - Hello, Ms. Wilson 484 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,132 - Is something wrong? 485 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,034 - Our electricity was off, and I gotta 486 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,036 have electricity, Mrs. Wilson. 487 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,404 - Do you wanna go to bed here? 488 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,941 - I gotta stay up and watch my eggs! 489 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:35,942 - Your eggs? 490 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,343 - Yeah. In the incubator. 491 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,379 Where's a good place to plug this in, Mrs. Wilson? 492 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,349 I can't wait for Mr. Wilson to see em. 493 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,818 - Well I-- I don't think you better show them to Mr. Wilson 494 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:47,086 now, Dennis. 495 00:19:47,087 --> 00:19:49,088 You see, there's this meeting, and then 496 00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:50,289 he has his chess problem. 497 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,691 - Oh, mustard plaster's marvelous. 498 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,494 - I said chess problem. 499 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,595 - Oh. 500 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,063 - I just thought it would be fun for him 501 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,632 to watch them when they hatch. - Hatch? 502 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,535 You mean there are going to be little chickens? 503 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,803 - Sure, Mrs. Wilson! 504 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,006 Any time now! 505 00:20:07,007 --> 00:20:08,340 - But it's against the law. 506 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,608 Sergeant Mooney's on the rampage. 507 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,877 MR. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): Martha? Oh, Martha? 508 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,212 - [gasp] Quick! Hide them. 509 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:16,815 Don't let him find them! 510 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,151 - Martha, where's my fountain pen? 511 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,920 That Sergeant Mooney's making me sign a ticket. 512 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:22,988 - I'll get it, dear. 513 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,323 - Why, Dennis! 514 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,759 Why, Miss Cathcart, what's wrong with you? 515 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,228 - Bad back. 516 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,797 - What's that electric light cord? 517 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:32,931 - Special electric blanket. 518 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,567 It's my sacroiliac. - Oh. 519 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,303 You know I've had a bad sacroiliac for years, 520 00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,906 and in damp weather it's murder. 521 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,175 Well-- eh, is it any good? 522 00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:44,443 Well, let me try it. 523 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,144 - Oh, no. 524 00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:46,278 It's damp out tonight. 525 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:46,979 I better stay here a little longer. 526 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:47,880 - Come now. 527 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:48,681 Don't be selfish, woman. 528 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,417 Let me try it. 529 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,886 What do you, just lean back on it? 530 00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:57,222 It-- Well, it doesn't feel very warm. 531 00:20:57,223 --> 00:21:02,061 [chick sounds] - Hey! 532 00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:04,930 They must be starting to hatch! - Hatch? 533 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,600 - Look! 534 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,805 There's one pecking away at his shell! 535 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,673 - What in the world? 536 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,942 - Little chickens, Mr. Wilson! 537 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,511 I'm going to have 30 of em! 538 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,579 - Oh, no! 539 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,480 SERGEANT MOONEY (OFFSCREEN): Hey Wilson! 540 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,448 Mr. Wilson! 541 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,215 - Sergeant Mooney. 542 00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:24,783 Martha, the fountain pen. 543 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:30,856 {\an8}- The meeting was adjourned just as-- sign that ticket. 544 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:35,594 {\an8}- Uh, just a second, Sergeant. - What's a matter with you? 545 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:36,562 {\an8}- He has a bad sacroiliac. 546 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,897 {\an8}That's a special electric blanket. 547 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,733 {\an8}- Well, I got a bad back too. 548 00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:41,633 Let me try it. 549 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,835 - Oh, it feels so good. 550 00:21:42,836 --> 00:21:44,470 Just a few more minutes, please Sergeant! 551 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,104 - No, let me try. 552 00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:46,505 Let me try it! 553 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,841 [chick sounds] 554 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:50,010 - What's going on? 555 00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:52,411 - Great Scott. 556 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,379 - Oh. 557 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,713 Oh. 558 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,948 Chickens, huh? 559 00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:58,684 You're raising right under my nose. 560 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,119 Let me see. 561 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,053 One, two, three. 562 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,088 Three times five. 563 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,958 That'll be $15. 564 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:08,794 [chick sound] 565 00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:09,762 - That's four. 566 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,697 That's $20. 567 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:15,601 [chick sound] 568 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:19,304 - And that one makes it $25. 569 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,873 - Sergeant, they aren't mine. 570 00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:22,408 They belong to Dennis. 571 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:25,944 - Dennis is a minor and they're on your property. 572 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:30,215 - Mr. Wilson, have you seen-- Dennis, 573 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,784 what are you doing over here? 574 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:35,621 - Our electricity went out, dad, and I brought the eggs over 575 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:38,791 here, and they're hatching! 576 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,526 - Mitchell, do something. 577 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,194 Sergeant Mooney's dug up an old law, 578 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:45,999 and it's costing me $5 for every egg that hatches. 579 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:47,199 - That's right, Mr. Mitchell. 580 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,435 - But the chickens belong to Dennis. 581 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:52,104 - Well, actually, they belong to the school, Sergeant Mooney. 582 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,806 Dennis is just taking care of them. 583 00:22:53,807 --> 00:22:57,109 It's a lesson in learning to take care of an obligation. 584 00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,377 - That's right, Mooney. 585 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,046 Fine the school, if you have to find someone! 586 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,048 - Well, I-- I can't fine the school. 587 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,216 They don't have any money. 588 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,851 Sign the ticket and I'll be on my way. 589 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:06,852 - It's all signed. 590 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:07,586 Here. 591 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:08,387 - Thank you. 592 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,456 - Is Mr. Maurice still here? 593 00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,523 - I think so. 594 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,559 - Do you know if he makes house calls 595 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,061 to repair TV sets at night? 596 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,063 - I guess so, if it's an emergency. 597 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,967 - Well, I really hate to miss "Studio One." 598 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:22,067 - "Studio One?" 599 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,635 That's been off the air for years! 600 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:24,937 - You see? 601 00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:26,739 My TV set's in worse shape than I thought. 602 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,408 I'll let him walk me home. 603 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,642 Goodnight, all. 604 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,078 - Thanks, Miss Cathcart. - You're welcome. 605 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,580 - Well, I guess we better go, Dennis. 606 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:35,647 - Oh, that's a good idea. 607 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,750 You see, I have a long night ahead of me 608 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:38,951 with my chess problem. 609 00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:40,285 - But they're hatching, dad! 610 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,155 I can't leave them here while they're hatching! 611 00:23:43,156 --> 00:23:45,624 - Of course you can't, dear. 612 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,159 - Martha! 613 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,394 - I'll tell you what I'll do. 614 00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:50,295 I'll put a little folding cot in here, 615 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,098 and you can stay right with your baby chicks. 616 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,001 - Well, are you sure it's all right, Ms. Wilson? 617 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:55,901 - Of course. 618 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,803 - But Martha! 619 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,571 My chess problem! 620 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,040 Solitude! 621 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:03,209 Oh, Martha! 622 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:10,716 - Oh, what a night. 623 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,651 I've had my living room full of creeps, and now 624 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,820 a kitchen full of cheeps. 625 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,156 - Another one just hatched, Mr. Wilson! 626 00:24:17,157 --> 00:24:20,259 I guess it's your night, Mr. Wilson! 627 00:24:20,260 --> 00:24:21,260 - My night. 628 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:25,164 My night in a chess game. 629 00:24:25,165 --> 00:24:25,898 Oh. 630 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,466 Why he's right! 631 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:34,173 Why, if I sacrificed my knight, it would be-- Yes! 632 00:24:34,174 --> 00:24:35,741 If I sacrificed my knight, it would 633 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:38,077 be the cheapest move I could make. 634 00:24:38,078 --> 00:24:41,814 I let him have my knight, and then there's 635 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:44,083 only one logical move he can make! 636 00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:45,651 And then! 637 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:49,088 And then I've got him! 638 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:51,623 I've got him! Martha! 639 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:52,925 Wake up! 640 00:24:52,926 --> 00:24:55,228 What number do I dial to send a telegram! 641 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,568 [theme music] 642 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:43,275 {\an8}This has been a Screen Gems film production from the Hollywood 643 00:25:43,276 --> 00:25:46,146 {\an8}Studios of Columbia Pictures.